Tiny Unicorns

I'm resurrecting this line of conversation, because it makes me laugh so hard every time. Background? Laptop wasn't cooperating. Laptop was making funny thumping noises (turns out it was the fan) and I sent it off to get fixed. It was decided that the noises resulted from a tiny unicorn living within it …

2006:

[21:58] Raissa: My fucking laptop is making a noise.
[21:58] Caellyndria: there's a tiny unicorn in it
[21:58] Raissa: I think there is!

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[22:45] Candace: YOU KILLED THE LAST UNICORN
[22:45] Me: -sniffles-
[22:45] Me: I HAD TO
[22:45] Candace: What will virgin princes ride NOW?!
[22:45] Me: ...
[22:45] Me: Do you really want me to answer that?
[22:45] Candace: Hahahaha
[22:46] Me: VIRGIN PRINCESSES!
[22:46] Candace: HOT!
[22:46] Me: I mean, it'll certainly boost the population.
[22:46] Me: I think I'm doing the world a great service.
[22:46] Candace: The world has lost some of its great mysticism this sad day.
[22:47] Me: Yes, and I'm the cause of it.
[22:47] Me: Hmm... does that make me like... the evil dictator or something?
[22:47] Candace: More like satan
[22:47] Candace: or an incarnation of something similar!
[22:48] Me: Hmm... I like the sound of that. Better consult Peter's Evil Overlord List, so I can stay in power
[22:49] Candace: take care not to make a fatal mistake!
[22:49] Candace: And no monologues!
[22:50] Me: Mwahaha.
[22:50] Me: I will NEVER ASK THE UNICORNS if they have one last wish! EVER!
[22:50] Candace: It would ask for a last smoke.
[22:50] Me: It would?
[22:50] Candace: And then as it leaned down to take the light you offer
[22:50] Candace: It would GORE YOU WITH ITS HORN!
[22:51] Candace: So, you really avoided tragedy there.
[22:51] Me: Ooh, kinky.
[22:51] Candace: it's only kinky if it's dead
[22:51] Candace: Oh wait...
[22:51] Me: Nah, that goes from kinky to downright perverted.
[22:51] Candace: Hahaha ew
[22:51] Me: Not to mention I think it's illegal in this section of the woods.
[22:51] Candace: I think buttsex is still illegal here.
[22:52] Me: Better tell Dustin to keep it in his pants then! -hides!-
[22:52] Candace: I do not care for the buttsecks!
[22:52] Me: You walked right into that one!
[22:52] Candace: hahaha

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[15:43] Raissa: No. The fucking problem I've already had to send my laptop off TWICE over is acting up again.
[15:44] Candace: uh oh
[15:44] Raissa: I'm going to have to send it off again.
[15:44] Candace: ... you can't kill mythical beasts
[15:44] Candace: not forever
[15:44] Candace: they live on
[15:44] Raissa: lol. different problem
[15:44] Candace: in the imaginations of children
[15:44] Candace: and in stories
[15:44] Candace: the unicorns are there in spirit
[15:44] Candace: plucking around on the insides

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2007:
(about bad rp)
[02:14] Candace: Let's sic the tiny unicorn on it.
[02:14] Raissa: ROFL. Yes. Let's. I'll just go dig it out of its little box.
[02:15] Candace: A dented steel box.
[02:15] Candace: From horn gorgings.
[02:15] Raissa: Yes, that one.
[02:15] Candace: Oh god.
[02:15] Candace: Did I show you the shirt I got?
[02:15] Raissa: Nope
[02:16] Candace: http://topatoco.com/itson.html
[02:16] Raissa: one sec
[02:16] Candace: (guess which one I'm betting on)
[02:21] Raissa: LOL
[02:21] Raissa: That's awesome

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Alright, so, this is in lieu of a serious entry that actually talks about what's going on in my fucked up head. Ah well, I have time for that later. For now, I just wanted a laugh.


Raissa's Word of the Day:

Nuzzle: to cuddle, using your nose or face to rub against someone. (It sounds so obscene but it's cute! And I just had to. Cheers to the person who'll understand that.)

And thank you, Caellyndria, for this ... awe-inspiring video... http://www.mybarbarian.com/mb-web/video/unicorns_hi.mov.